Just because you’re Bank of America doesn’t mean you can meet your expected quarter profits. Check your privilege. (Reuters) Check yourself, but also check your mail for ricin, especially if you’re a senator. Maybe it’s a good thing you never visit your Lerner mailbox. (NY Times) Have you always wanted to colonize a new planet? […]
Drop everything and pick up a chocolate bar! Columbia’s Dr. Messerli releases the most important advancement in medical history—one that allows us to eat chocolatey treats! Because hey, all the Nobel Prize winners are doing it. (Examiner) Our very own Nicholas Lemann (well, not ours anymore) asserts that journalism is doing just fine, thank you. (Daily […]
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