Don your Sunday best, ride your carriage down Broadway, and meet us in Lerner 510 at 9 pm for an evening of fun, refreshments, and article pitches.

Anyone can be the Writing Queen. Let ABBA entice you to come to our Open Meeting in Lerner 510 at 9 pm.

Join us in Lerner 510 at 9 pm for an evening of probably no poetry but lots of fun.

Study, read this, attend Open Meeting in Lerner 510, study.

This one took some brainpower.

You probably have as much time to read this as I have to write this.

We don’t have any of the Bacchanal performers but we can guarantee a room that is somehow both hot and freezing at the same time!

I turned the emo up to 100 for this one.

I am well aware that the first line is a misquote and I do not care.

Tell me you aren’t blushing while reading this.

We really are just like Euphoria but without the drugs or sex or crime or drama or…

You know, like a record!

Today, your little weekly invite to the ~hottest~ club on campus is wrapped up in a little poem! Fun!

Your Aunt Cheryl already said she was coming; you might as well come too.

Take a quick break from quantum mechanical anthropology or whatever and remember your educational roots!