AN: Special fangz (get it, coz I’m goffik) 2 my gf raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

All the reasons—from A to Z—that you should come to Bwog’s opening meeting: join us tonight at 9 pm, we’re in Lerner 510.

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of green grapes being munched and fabulous articles being pitched. It can only mean one thing—Bwog open meeting has begun! Come join us in Lerner 510 tonight at 9 pm.

Tonight’s open meeting promises to be truly magical… come down to Lerner 510 and see for yourself!

This dreary winter weather has got me LONGING for Blue by Joni Mitchell…

Hold on tight spider monkeys, and run, don’t walk, to Lerner 510 for Bwog’s weekly open meeting!

Don your Sunday best, ride your carriage down Broadway, and meet us in Lerner 510 at 9 pm for an evening of fun, refreshments, and article pitches.

Anyone can be the Writing Queen. Let ABBA entice you to come to our Open Meeting in Lerner 510 at 9 pm.

Join us in Lerner 510 at 9 pm for an evening of probably no poetry but lots of fun.

Study, read this, attend Open Meeting in Lerner 510, study.

This one took some brainpower.

You probably have as much time to read this as I have to write this.

We don’t have any of the Bacchanal performers but we can guarantee a room that is somehow both hot and freezing at the same time!

I turned the emo up to 100 for this one.

I am well aware that the first line is a misquote and I do not care.