Try one on for size: Naiveness  Absurdity  Surprised Bollinger got all political or whatever? Long time no see, Megan Greenwell! And that is why we cherish you, Bulliet …and you, Eric Foner

HOLY SHIT!!! AHMADINEJAD IS COMING!!!!!@#@#!@!@!!@!#!@!11 Dueling historical equivalencies!   Gilchrist asks an intelligent question, David Helfand not so much   So…who’s up for a 5-hour long protest?  These guys are up for a 5-hour long protest!  Wait a second…this story has nothing to do with Ahmadinejad. At all.  And from the outside: Speaking invitation deemed more […]

More news on everyone’s favorite Iranian president CU attempts to make some good in Manhattanville, sort of Columbia football: better luck this year? Spec editors on the “War on Fun”  Professor makes professional notes on Al-Haj  

Of course Columbia students hate secrets. Spectator promotes body-image issues. Soon we’ll vote via texting too. Newsflash: learning Mandarin is useful for jobs! What about Barnard’s needs? P.S.: The Spec site is moving really slowly due to the high traffic generated by being linked to on every right wing blog in the country.  ALSO! A […]

Free the Lerner 6! I know, right? Is this hate or confusion? Renegade rose-pruners are great, but what is a gladfly? “Very creative, Norries!”   The choices on Spec’s poll are pretty absolute.  

Collegeboxes goes the way of USN&WR rankings at BC The first article about McSweeney’s ever published without using words “Eggers” or “twee” But what if Gilchrist were to come to CU in a Collegebox? Excuse me, waiter? My soup has a run-on sentence in it GSCS is “not about free pizza and water bottles.” Oh […]

Collegeboxes screws up deliveries, not that’s it’s anything new. U.S. News screws up Barnard’s rankings. How much can Bill Clinton tell you about saving the world? Spec tells PrezBo and Shapiro to be careful on this one… This is just terrible!

Like a phoenix, Spectator rises from the ashes. Subway violence does not stop yuppies from buying their brie. Bye bye Zeta Psi. Now you really have to go to New Jersey to get your car fixed…  Mamadou Diouf speaks.  But we still have Sean Lennon…

Money Space Money Space Space Money Space Money  Mexican soccer players…they’re just like us!  Oh how wonderful it is to be a Spec Arts writer Putting Collegeboxes on notice

“Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya?” No more kickbacks here Stop Columbia! Unless I get a good business deal out of it. But will there be swipe access? Chipotle vs. Taqueria- showdown of the century Fashion! Fashion! Fashion!

2011 Has Spirit, Yeah They Do, 2011 Has Spirit, How ‘Bout You? This Article Is Funny When You Pretend to Yourself that ‘Pinnacle’ Refers to the Deli  Brevity is the Soul of Wit  Spec Has Powerpoint, Yeah They Do, Spec Has Powerpoint, How ‘Bout You?  …No But it Is Very Much on the Tour?   

For all your hipster-spray-on-pants-events needs  It’s like an NSOP schedule book! But in Spec! And without the ClipArt! It’s like an NSOP schedule book! But not mandatory! And even less fun! Staff pretends to be sheepish about giving advice, then gives advice, natch Actually, Bwog’s kind of curious about “Tread Softly for You Tread on […]

The love affair comes to an end… This is actually a big deal Money! In Soviet Russia, Russia’s Future dissects YOU!

Ethnic Studies needs its freedom, dammit! The Greek life has its grey skies too (thanks to Columbia administration) The becoming of a senior Spec sports writer More senior wisdom 101: remember that changing the name in your byline only goes so far  Take Back the Night: it ain’t no little thing

We Can’t Play Beirut in the Back of West End No Mo’… At Least Let Us Duke it Out in the Frats? Current has Cute, Little Carbon Footprint Screw the Unpaid Internships That Got Me Where I am Today Anti-Oppression Training, courtesy E. Jung