Columbia Sports Radio Faces Competition, Expects Losing Streak NSOP Diversity Training Divides and Conquers   Havana Central Plots to Steal CU Jazz Ensemble from John Jay Sunday Brunch Ex-Czech Leader Polishes Reputation at Columbia, Exchequers Swell Chris Kulawik Taps JTS Student to Explain “Columbia’s Republican Tradition” in Terms of the Pre-College Gap-Year and Volunteerism  

Barnard Dances Its Way to Diversity as Columbia Students Raise, Ignore Roof Columbia Demonstrates Effectiveness of Sensitivity Training, Formulates Plan to Move Health Services Into Non-Handicapped Accessible Building After Summer of Dormancy, Fern Diaz Has Opinions Again  Well, Mark Holden, I Went to the Caribbean and Tanned on the Beach, and/or Traveled Around Europe, and/or […]

Spectator‘s orientation issue hits first-year suite floors today. Welcome back, mainstream media! Bwog missed you.  Spectator Editor-in-Chief imparts sage advice, predicts the future List advocates sex, drinking, plaigiarism, theft, dropping out, skipping class, almost failing Jake Olson fights the good fight How do you like your Spec articles…Spicy or Mild?          

Bwog would have liked to do a QuickSpec this morning—nothing like making snarky comments to shake off a final-induced haze. To its dismay, no Year-in-Review issue appears on the Spec website, and Bwog had to wait ’til lunch today to actually read one in print. It’s 20 pages, almost 11 of which are ads. The […]

A few issues of Spectator remain to be released, but Speccies celebrated the end of their year Tuesday night in considerable style. For the annual Spec Dinner, our campus broadsheet (whose facebook group, incidentally, has 175 more members than The Blue and White’s) rented out the private rooms of 420, a swanky bar on 80th […]

Twins Go Through Midlife Crisis, Blow Each Other Up With Chemicals The Darker Side of Columbia: Bored At Butler, Bwog, Nazism Art Students Complain About Being Poor, Blame Art God Tells Marchers To Sleep On Ground, Forgets Permit

Prezbo got skillz, chillz with da studentz GS Shadow government: Viva la Revolucion! Armchair neurologist discovers non-felony-inducing route to state of altered consciousness Joyous! Amazing! Transformative! I like! Superlatives! CCSC takes shit from ESC kingpin, cries The SAT: Screwing People Over Since 1901

There are a lot of poor people who need saving, and I can show you the cost-effective way to do it.

Harlem residents protest, fight to keep homes; students feel momentary sense of guilt en route to purchase Frappachino. You just HAD to make sure that your campus protest was more dramatic than ours, didn’t you, NYU? Sixteen people vie for thirteen seats on ABC Executive Board; three people poised to feel really, really, bad about […]

America Studies Department tired of being popular, decides to do something about it. Finally, an excuse for not having found a summer internship. Chris Beam is SO not allowed to take part in the safe-space circles anymore. Uh oh…Jacob McKean accidentally submitted his Sociology paper as his Spec column again. But who’s staying home with […]

Unopposed election victories: still election victories. Spec Photo Editor, victim of recent street scam, fails to get photo of perpetrators; loses $40, dignity. Website designed by CC alum aims to connect strangers, facilitate awkward conversation. Columbia, the Obese expand despite their own best interest.

Hey, other schools, look! We’re getting something else that you don’t have! I don’t know about you, Opal Mehta, but if I had just been paid half a million dollars for a book that I had plagiarized, I’d use some of that money to hire a PR firm to help me come up with a […]

Columbia administration confirms it likes student athletes better than you. In attempt to call more attention to underwhelming election season, GSSC candidates stir up drama over nothing. I mean, really important stuff. Mr. Coffin’s joke writes itself. Because reading about other people making out kind of makes up for the fact that you haven’t made […]

Barnard’s soul-searching. You scream, I scream, ice cream! Rumble in the Poli Sci department as Ph.D.-reject delivers sweetest diss to Andrew Nathan. Share on, Columbians.

You didn’t think he’d remain quiet did you? When apathy overpowers democracy, senators get a big auditorium to themselves. Headline TBD. The trials and tribulations of Genera…wait, phone’s ringing… Bonus: Smoke this.