Hogan is gone. EC only has 6th floor doubles. Must be time for juniors to pick! We hope that you come out of The Cage feeling something, because that’s a good indication that you survived. Either way, we’ll be waiting for you on the other side, ready to provide comfort and/or stickers. Just make sure […]
If you made it through Day 1 of housing selection without passing out, good for you! Have a Cow Tale to celebrate. Even if you did lose consciousness, have a Cow Tale anyway. Maybe your blood sugar is low. The stakes will only get higher as the days go on, so make sure to stay […]
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