Carman 6’s designated cockroach killer bestows some knowledge. 

Moon baby aka Cinnamon Thunder aka the one and only Megnot Mulugeta thanks the zines and reminds us that grades aren’t everything:

Mina Mahmood has access to the ever elusive Senior Scramble spreadsheet and is here to tell you to say no!

Shaun Wang reminds us to bring pillows to the stacks…unless you’re into that…and that pressure makes diamonds!

Sarah Lubin legally lives in Altschul, a feat in it of itself-and tells us to please don’t spread ourselves too thin. 

Meena Ardebili looks a lot like Ilana Glazer, and is kind enough to give us killer advice on friendship and relationships.

Ravi knows gentrification in Morningside Heights has one honest victim – Spec.

XA, former Minister of Propaganda and Spirit Manager of the CUMB, resident goth, and future law school student, gives us advice about enjoying being alone, expressing love to our friends, and taking advantage of free things. And, no, despite popular belief, she is not a Barnard student. 

Hattie Jean Shaw clearly seized the day during her time at Columbia; learn how she did it by reading her Senior Wisdom!

Claudia Levey is here to spin us a wise tale of crying in her English professors’ offices.

Aaron Thompson has bestowed us with some of his Ferris pasta-inspired wisdom.

Hear ye, hear ye, we have another senior’s wisdom for your perusal!

This crotchety old man we found eating in John Jay shares his wisdom and won’t tell us how he got in here!

Deniz Ulcay SEAS ’19 knows Columbia. Here’s his wisdom.

Nicola Kirpatrick BC ’19 tells you how to succeed.