Julia wants you to give LateNite a chance and join! As she said, “u mite like.”

Did you know Eva studied abroad? 

Amelia is here to let you know the precedents to cite when dealing with Columbia.

Sorry, Ferris. Nik is a JJ’s fan now and forever.

With Housing Selection in full swing, Nino wants to remind you to avoid McBain at all costs.

Sarah has a lot of wisdom to share. The one thing they want in return is to know how their mattress got from EC to Alma. Literally, how??

Hannah Healy imparts her COÖP, laundry, and touring wisdom.

Jake Naimark imparts his wisdom regarding being a good neighbor, dairy products, and beyond sausages.

This semester’s first senior wisdom comes from Cameron Danesh-Pajou, Pennsylvanian, roof expert, and last drum major of the CUMB to conduct in Butler 209 (for now).

Nominate any of your wise friends graduating this semester to be included in our semesterly Senior Wisdoms compilation!

Do you know someone graduating this semester that you think should pass their wisdom down to countless generations of Columbians (until our servers crash forever)? You should nominate them for a Senior Wisdom!

Your Alma “Tree” Bwogger and best friend Betsy Ladyzhets is here with a reminder that the stupid decisions you make now are the stories you’ll be telling for the rest of your life. (Also you should reverse outline them to make sure you’re telling them well.)

Former Bwog Editor Finn Klauber is a classicist, an advocate for the Core, and a proud member of Beta. Apparently, you can do it all.

Ragrets? Former Bwog Publisher James Fast hasn’t got none.

Former Bwog Sports Editor Abby Rubel remembers a time when JJ’s mozzarella sticks tasted like they do in Italy.