Eliza Moss-Horwitz, a Latenite queen, tells us all about how we are all like ducks in her senior wisdom. Read on if you’re confused. 

Our last Senior Wisdom of the day goes to Connor Haseley, who tells us to actually care about what we do and advises against double majoring. 

Our next wise senior wants you to be risky and take a nap on the lawn.

Alicia Simba has lived through so many versions of Hewitt, and is here to tell the tale. 

Hewitt waffles, zines, and lost Carman flip phones.

The next person to bestow wisdom upon us is Izzet Kebudi, advocate for Econ majors and Operations Research extraordinaire. 

Hear ye, hear yeet, it’s time for all to be graced with wisdom from the one and only.

Anderson’s poetry has made Bwog grow chest hair and sob all at once.

Rounding out our Senior Wisdoms for the day is a newfound poetry master!

And our second Senior Wisdom of the day brings you tips on how to stop school from getting in the way of your education and more!

Our very first Senior Wisdom of the semester goes to Mo Crist, preeminent Vandenburg stan.

There are only five days left to nominate your favorite seniors for a senior wisdom, which of course includes me! I have spent four years growing my big bushy beard of wisdom, which is now ripe and ready for sharing. Though I now lack wisdom teeth, I am still very wise. But seriously, the time […]

What’s even impressive than receiving an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony)? Getting a Senior Wisdom. 

This Senior Wisdom goes to Amy Liu, writer extraordinaire and avid athlete.

This Senior Wisdom goes to J.A., Orgo Night hall-of-famer and lover of democracy.