XA, former Minister of Propaganda and Spirit Manager of the CUMB, resident goth, and future law school student, gives us advice about enjoying being alone, expressing love to our friends, and taking advantage of free things. And, no, despite popular belief, she is not a Barnard student. 

Hattie Jean Shaw clearly seized the day during her time at Columbia; learn how she did it by reading her Senior Wisdom!

Claudia Levey is here to spin us a wise tale of crying in her English professors’ offices.

Aaron Thompson has bestowed us with some of his Ferris pasta-inspired wisdom.

Hear ye, hear ye, we have another senior’s wisdom for your perusal!

This crotchety old man we found eating in John Jay shares his wisdom and won’t tell us how he got in here!

Deniz Ulcay SEAS ’19 knows Columbia. Here’s his wisdom.

Nicola Kirpatrick BC ’19 tells you how to succeed.

Adam Fasman CC ’19 gives you free advice.

Austen Paris SEAS ’19 has got some wisdom, and he’s ready to share it!

From stolen MAGA hats to overall dresses.

Monique lets us hear some of her wise wisdom.

Pranav Balan is strong proponent of Chinatown coconuts.

Wise, wise wisdom.

Senior Xander Browne has some hilarious things to share with y’all.