Every year, Columbia College students are subjected to the Literature Humanities curriculum. Today, I will answer the question we have all been secretly asking ourselves: which “Gilgamesh” character is the most smashable? I have compiled an exhaustive reasoning for each character in a frat flu-induced haze.
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