We spent $15 dollars on seven (7!!!) kinds of cheap, mostly shitty chocolate so you don’t make our same mistakes. (Disclaimer: we did purposefully choose some of the more questionable candies because we thought it would be funny. We deeply regretted that choice when we actually had to consume said candy.)
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