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Bwog has confirmed that what anonymous tipsters saw this morning was not in fact more preparatory nonsense, but the long-awaited awakening of Lerner’s Only Hot Dog Machine. Bwog’s dry-run (we missed the “take your condiments NOW” part of the process) revealed a warmer and juicier product than expected. See it for yourself after the jump, and make sure to tune in tomorrow for the Official Taste Test. The face off between Nathan’s, Hebrew National, and Sabbret promises to be legendary.
Oh, and of course, no Flex yet.
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@concerned who is this emily wallen who seems so vested in the hot dog machine?
@Anonymous can warm my buns anytime.
@i think everyone secretly wants to try it.
@i think the hot dog machine i mean.
@It is... awfully tempting
@I have tried a hot dog machine hot dog… and it was good.
@Did you try kissing a girl?
@emily wallen pre-approved.
@Harmony Hunter can I bring hot dogs into Harmony? my trapped friend who lives there is probably hungry
@2150 i bet they taste better than tasti-d if tasti-d had hot dog flavored ice cream!
@serious question anyone know if this thing is any good? i’m tempted to try.
@wowww that is the most disturbing thing i’ve seen in a while
@sexyveganboy Does the machine sell vegidogs?
@sorry phallic, no?
@Harmony Hunter How far is Lerner from Harmony?
@Harmony Hunted 6 blocks
@ugh again *come up with
@ugh This is so disgusting. Seriously. It’s disgusting that the administration thinks “Hey, what do kids like these days?” and the best thing they can come with is a hot dog machine.
@... maybe they should replace it with one of those machines with the fake chicken that vibrates and rotates before dispensing a plastic egg containing a toy.
except instead of vibrating and rotating, the chicken listens to your problems and squawks back supportive catchphrases before dispensing an egg containing a handwritten apology from lee bollinger complete with a small lock of his hair.
@it's like you’re a god
@awesome hahahaha
we should do this. And then try to sell it to whoever’s in charge of Lerner food.
@that's just ew….
@... honestly, i see no reason why a vending machine hotdog would be any worse than those limp grey things they pull out of tepid water at street side hotdog vendors. i bet it’s delicious.
hoorah technology!
@It's the tepid water and bacteria infested hands of the vendor that makes those hot dogs taste so great!