A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:
Sad 'cause it's true.
Tags: angst, elev8, graffiti, hamilton, the slowest elevator in the world (we used science to determine that), we can think of a few things
3 May 2012 @ 11:55 PM · 13 comments
I lost some matte green Ray-Ban sunglasses during the last night of Senior Week revelry outside EC. If anyone finds them, take pity because they were the only thing that fools people into thinking that I’m cool. One delicious burrito dinner reward for their safe return. Email sar2160@columbia.edu if you know anything.
Name: Emily Selinger, lost 5/10 somewhere at Senior Ball, gaslight, or 1020. ess2168@columbia.edu
Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.
Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!
PointMobl Black Retractable Micro USB AC Phone Charger. Lost it in Hartley lounge. E-mail: nnamdi.nwaezeapu@gmail.com
Lost a Black High Sierra backpack containing a white binder and a red pencil bag in Ferris Booth Dining Hall on Wednesday, April 25th, around 7:30 to 8pm. It was left on a chair in the second floor in a table around the middle of the room close to the staircase. If spotted someone taking it or found, please call immediately at 208-964-6780 or email rm2999@columbia.edu
Light blue, hardcover. Beginning Level. Lost last Tuesday in the Barnard 2nd floor women’s bathroom.
If found, please contact jac2295@columbia.edu
Lost a Blackberry Bold from Verizon Wireless at ADP on Saturday night. If found please email rsf2121@columbia.edu or call 601-994-3697. There will be a $$ reward!!
These were lost potentially on philosophy lawn on the evening of April 17th. The earrings are large silver flower cutouts and the mood ring is a blue band with small flowers inset. Both are old with a lot of sentimental value attached. Would greatly appreciate their return if found. Please contact on2139@columbia.edu/
646-496-3613, will reward with home baked goods and eternal gratitude.
Droid II Phone without any particular markings. Possibly left at the street fair or in Math. Contact cw2453.
lyk dis if u cry evertim
Kent elevator
Kent elevator is worse than Hamilton
everything sucks sobbbb
the stairs…
You forgot about… SPEC. Spec sucks . wordpress . com
have they BEEN to Watt??
my entire freshman year i had class on the seventh floor of hamilton. monday thru friday. looking back on it now im not sure how i stood it. WORST elevator ever.
You know what sucks more? Being the poor sap who has to clean this up. Too many kids on this campus treat the facilities staff as if they’re cabin stewards on a four year long cruise. Get some perspective people.
The elevator in one of the buildings at your ivy league school is too slow? Shut up and take the stairs.
it’s more expensive
Or maybe the administrators could listen to the students/everyone else and speed up the elevators.
I bet if you move Deantini’s office to the 7th floor, this elevator speed problem will be fixed in a snap.
Mudd elevators also suck
i’m not an elevator algorithm expert but the mudd elevators could be much better off with a little reprogramming. they’re speedy enough, but you’d have all the other elevators opening at the same time as the last person is trying to squish into the one that’s full. maybe even/odd floor elevators would help?
is a cruise?! Yes, we are the Costa Concordia of education…