Update, 10:07 pm: Speaking of Reddit, /u/millie1889 registered r/Barnard today. No activity as of yet.
r/Columbia found this short poem in a Mudd bathroom.
Butts are great!
I always see,The floor before me,Lined with pee,All yellow and sticky.Before the urinal,The urine, aerial,Had missed its mark.And now my sneakers sit where it doth park.
/r/Barnard will just be pictures of food
that's a shitty poem
A glaze of urine 'pon the tiled floorA smear of shit that covers yonder seatAnd as I sit and try to lock the doorI wonder what my predecessor eats.A sandwich from Milano would not causeSuch grim eruptions from the straining bowelAnd as I pinch a loaf, I think and pauseTo wonder if that smear was fish or fowl.O gentle fish! O you who swim the deep!O feathered friends, without deceit or wit!How sad that from a poisoned ass you'll creepHastily digested into shit. As all these thoughts churned up as there I satI left the seat quite filthy where I shat.
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