Freshmen say the darndest things. It’s hard to walk around this campus (or read its blogs) without coming across something rather strange/funny/sad/privileged/offensive/squirrel-y. NSOP often times provides the most diverse selection of these overheard statements or overseen events, and so we want you to send them to us! The best submission will win a free boxset of first semester LitHum books (generously donated by Book Culture), the perfect gift for friends and family!
As ever, shoot us an email at tips@bwog.com
Dan L.
One freshman to another: Oh, you live by the south of France? We used to have a house there.
Malina W.
Tues night at the Heights:
Guy: “so if I add you on Facebook, can we chat more?”
Girl: “OMG YEAH TOTALLY”… Overly eager freshmen
Emily E.
“Wait, you’re telling me that you’re planning on getting a fake ID just to watch Doctor Who?”
“Yes.”
We’re pretty confident that people are saying funnier things, so cup your ears and crane your necks. It’s all for a good cause, after all.
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@Tardis Bar This freshman and I have the exact same dilemma, but I’m a junior…
@10201020 “It was like sleeping with a mosquito. I was like, ‘i don’t have time for your premature ejaculation'”
-Girl in 1020
@Another Whovian I may be wrong, but my guess is The Way Station in Brooklyn. It’s a steampunk themed bar with a Tardis that leads to its bathroom. They also have frequent showings of Doctor Who.
@What?! Shut up and take my money.
@Anonymous Matt Smith and Karen Gillan stopped by and signed their Tardis while filming the Angels take Manhattan episode.
@Merp. I am disappoint.
@Katie Jones These comments are funny.
@Whoever is getting a fake just to watch DW you are just made of awesome. Well done.
@Anonymous Can someone explain why you need a fake to watch Doctor Who?
@Anonymous The TV in our lounge doesn’t have BBC, but we found a bar in the area that will broadcast the premiere.
@BC15 Barnard (Elliott- 49 Claremont) has BBC on all four lounges. Just saying.
@Anonymous All of these gems, except maybe the third one, make me less excited to come back to school this fall.
@Since when did... weak sauce replace getting sauced at The Heights?
STEP IT UP, FRESHMEAT.