A tipster overheard these two
whining speaking about the weather today. You know you were all thinking it.
1: ”Dude, it’s so cold. I’m not going to classes today. I’m just gonna email all my teachers and ask them to send me the syllabus..es.”
2: ”Dude you’re so lazy.”
1: ”It’s so cold they should just cancel school. I’m wearing a long-sleeved t-shirt AND a North Face and it’s still cold.”
Maybe invest in a heavier winter coat?
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