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Too Cold to Function

If we were to guess the temperature outside, we would estimate that the thermometer reads “too fucking cold.” Although the sun has been peeking through the clouds just enough to drive us insane (goddamn tease), we’re still a long way away from being able to go outside without a million and one layers. It’s getting […]

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Overheard: Brrr

A tipster overheard these two whining speaking about the weather today. You know you were all thinking it. 1: ”Dude, it’s so cold. I’m not going to classes today. I’m just gonna email all my teachers and ask them to send me the syllabus..es.” 2: ”Dude you’re so lazy.” 1: ”It’s so cold they should just cancel […]

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Baby, it’s Egregiously Frigid Outside

You may have trouble making the trek from Hamilton to Butler without losing blood circulation, but the winter has its merits. Bwog strives to maintain its record of being jolly (even with purple fingers!). Including a few old faves, consider: Garb: Snoods Gloves that your grandmother knit so you can use your smartphone Sweaters with elbow patches […]

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Time Flies When You’re Having Fun Taking Midterms

When Bwog rolled out of bed this morning and checked iCal, we counted two weeks of classes left, so we naturally assumed we were miscounting because we hadn’t had our morning Joe yet. Upon post-caffeination recount, we still counted two, and quickly resorted to running around our room screaming like a little kid in the […]

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Enjoy Some Pie and Cider with Your Cigarette

Friends, ’tis the season to be seasonal. After taking in yesterday’s picturesque glories, the CC 2013 class council thought they’d keep up the momentum with an autumnal event of their own. They’ll be stationed outside of Butler at 6 pm this evening with plenty of free apple cider to keep you hydrated during your requisite Butler break. Bask […]

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Utilities Are In Hot Water, We Aren’t

Bwog just caught wind of an unfortunate email from the Public Safety VP–there is no hot water or heat. For 4-6 hours, it’ll be like New Amsterdam in olden times! Update, 4:50 pm: It’s back! no more excuses for your stench… To the Columbia Community at Morningside: Please be advised that we have experienced a […]

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