A tipster overheard these two
whining speaking about the weather today. You know you were all thinking it.
1: ”Dude, it’s so cold. I’m not going to classes today. I’m just gonna email all my teachers and ask them to send me the syllabus..es.”
2: ”Dude you’re so lazy.”
1: ”It’s so cold they should just cancel school. I’m wearing a long-sleeved t-shirt AND a North Face and it’s still cold.”
Maybe invest in a heavier winter coat?
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@Anonymous It’s January in New York. What did you expect?
@Anonymous A long-sleeved tee AND a North Face jacket? Don’t pull a muscle or anything.
@CC '13 i was thinking they should cancel classes, but cancelling ~school is much better idea.
@Because for real I can really jive with this cold weather I’ve been waiting for it to return
@Anon mcbain had no hot water this morning or heat and i still took a shower without crying for more than 10 minutes. GROW A PAIR
@Anonymous Now that’s just dumb. They started working on it three hours later.
@Or... …man the fuck up.
@Anonymous *woman* the fuck up
@Anonymous Everyone, shut the fuck up.