As spring internships start, we here at Bwog have realized that knowing exactly where Odysseus went, the intricacies of a Hobbesian state of nature, and the proxies involved in fMRIs aren’t very useful in a real workplace.
With that in mind, we have compiled a list of classes the Core should teach in order to maximize our immediate efficacy in our careers.
- Introduction to Scanning
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Transporting Unusually Shaped Objects In Public Transportation
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Stamps 101
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History of Coffee-Making
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Geometry for Holding Multiple Cups of Coffee
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Interpreting Lunch “Hour”
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Microsoft Excel I: How to Exit A Cell Without Breaking Everything
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Microsoft Excel II: Everything Else
- Principles of Elevator Small Talk
- Advanced Tabbed Browsing
- What to Do When No One Has Work for You to Do
- Interns: Help or Burdens?, A Colloquium
- Professional Wardrobe Basics: How Much Cleavage Is The Right Amount
- Tactics of Pedestrianism in NYC
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How to Adjust to the Real World Where No One Has Read or Cares About Anything You’ve Wasted the Last Four Years On
- Faking an 8-Hour Workday as the “Social Media Intern”
- Outlook: Not Just A Philosophical Concept
- WTF is a Routing Number: Introduction to Paperwork
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Advanced Printing Techniques: From Wi-Fi-Connected Printers to That USB Laserjet
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The Art of Taking Lunch Orders
- So Your Boss Is Crazy: Advanced Workshop
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