For our first personals of the season, we proudly present J.B, CC’13, and Victoria, BC’14. Interested in wining and dining one of these young academics? Get in touch with us via email@example.com and we’ll give y’all $10 for your hot date. And a final warning: these guys are being braver than you with their hearts, so show some love in the comments.
Name, Year, School, Major: J.B. Richardson, 2013, Columbia College, Anthropology
Preference: Guy for Girl
Hometown: Gary, Indiana
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Bloody steak and pinball.
What redeems you as a human being? Humanism is overrated.
Obsessive book series of choice: Animorphs
Library room of choice: Kent
What you think the sexiest animal is: Dolphin
Your guilty pleasure song: “Joppa Road” by Ween
Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? I don’t watch “Girls.”
Historical Hottie: Abigail Adams
Name, Year, School, Major: Victoria D. O., Barnard College 2014, Economics
Preference: Girl for guy/friend/study buddy
Hometown: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Vamos a la playa. Me gusta bailar.
What redeems you as a human being? There are a lot of things that redeem me as a human being. One of them is that I don’t share inappropriate stories online ;)
Obsessive book series of choice: Clifford
Library room of choice: Wait, there’s more than 209?
Sexiest animal: Columbia Lion – rawr!
Your guilty pleasure song: Ai se eu te pego – it never gets old
Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? I like irony. Can’t say the same about “Girls”.
Historical Hottie: Adam Smith. Ricardo’s got nothing on you.