Some Bastards Stole Someone’s Fish

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What kind of monster?!

Bwog just received an awful tip on this once-innocent Tuesday evening: a resident of John Jay has had their pet fish stolen. The abducted animal is a dark red beta fish who goes by the name of Fishy. Tipster Chelsea G, who lives on John Jay 6, appealed to Bwog for help in finding her pet; below is a screenshot of the fish and her request.

Fishy has already been meme-ified in the mass distress following his disappearance, and Chelsea has left fish food outside her door in case the despicable human beings who stole Fishy are reading this right now and haven’t thought about feeding him yet. We encourage anyone who has information on the missing underwater creature to contact tips or use hashtag “#findfishy.”

From Chelsea:

“He’s already been meme-ified! D: I’m desperately trying to study for a physics midterm, BUT I NEED HIM. He’s gotten me through midterms before…what will happen now?  WHO IN THE HELL STEALS A FISH WITHOUT TAKING THE FISHTANK?!?! There was a lid on the tank, so he couldn’t have gotten out on his own. (Though I do admit he is absolutely brilliant). There’s fish food outside my room in case the culprit hasn’t thought to purchase any yet. I just want Fishy back safe and sound.”

Seriously, guys? You couldn’t find meaning in your own sad existences so you had to steal somebody’s pet? You sick fucks.


  1. Nemo says:  

    well this is going to be an ordeal...

  2. Chelsea says:  

    Everyone change your statuses to #findfishy
    Help me get my fish back, please.

  3. Melissa says:  

    whoever took this fish- this is NOT funny. It's honestly mean, despicable, cruel and just WRONG on so many levels. WHO DOES THIS THIS IS NOT OKAY! ESPECIALLY during mid term season! Chelsea seriously misses Fishy and just wants her pet back to get her through this hard times. joke's up, please just return him. HE NEEDS TO EAT! this is inhumane. like actually.

  4. for some reason says:  

    this really made me sad :(


  5. aww says:

    I'm not the sentimental type, but this is kinda sad.

  6. John jaybie says:

    Chealsea, I honestly hope you find your fish, but just be calm in the meantime. For someone to go into your room and only steal your fish, it has to be one of your friends playing a practical joke on you. I'm sure they'll return Fishy.

  7. concerned bc'15 says:

    I'm not saying that your fish committed fish suicide, but have you checked the floor around his tank for his body?

  8. Public Safety? says:  

    Why didn't you contact them? This is a serious matter, your sense of peace with in this community is disrupted.

  9. sadlyfe says:  


  10. ummmm... says:  

    just me? http://bwog.com/2013/02/26/security-alert-be-less-friendly/
    #wasfishyfriendly #findfishy #don'tshoot

  11. The Thief says:  

    I did it for the meme

  12. Oh, come on says:  

    Am I the only one who finds it funny that the girl's name is ChelSEA? heh.

  13. what a jerk says:  

    Ok this actually makes me really sad :( ugh, people sometimes

  14. I'm just says:  

    hoping for a ransom note...

  15. I'm just says:  

    hoping for a ransom note

  16. Anonymous says:  

    Relax, someone probably flushed him already.

  17. John Wayne Gacy says:  

    He's all mine now.

  18. John Wayne Gacy says:  

    He's all mine now...

  19. Anonymous Thief says:  

    Chelsea Griffin, FYI it's one of your friends that stole the fish. I'm on their floor. Just relax, the sooner they think you've gotten over it, the sooner the bastards will give it back to you. And no I can't tell you who it is, but just now that "fishy" is safe and alive.

    • Chelsea says:  

      That would be nice, but I searched all of my close friends' rooms. Plus, I don't think any of my friends would do something this blatantly cruel. If on the hap chance they did, I think they should be aware that we are not friends anymore. Hw about you let them know,"WE WEREN'T FRIENDS THEN, WE AREN'T FRIENDS NOW, AND WE MOST DEFINITELY WON'T BE FRIENDS IN THE FUTURE."

    • stay silent says:

      Asshole. You're kind of a dick for not telling her who it was.

  20. SEAS '13 says:  

    Kids these days...

  21. GuiltyAsCharged says:  

    the fish is dead.

  22. Anonymous says:  

    the fish is four dollars.

  23. worried says:  

    did she find her fish??

  24. sirdicksalot says:  

    guilty as charged is an ASSHOLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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