Another Semester, Another Series Of Bizarre Comments
Written by Bwog Staff
As you’re rushing from Hamilton to Pupin and back again today, keep an ear out not just for midterms and finals information, but for what those old people in front of the lecture hall are actually saying in between the course requirements.
On every first day of classes, professors break out the most politically incorrect one-liners, the most irrelevant personal anecdotes, and the most shocking pop culture tie-ins in an effort to make an impression on their new students. In short, professors make some really weird opening remarks, and we want to hear them all.
Send in your professors’ most bizarre/disturbing/adorable comments to email@example.com or leave them in the comments below — who knows, maybe they’ll be one of those professors who reads Bwog and mention it in the next class. You’ll have made their day.
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