An upstanding tipster has just informed us of a ruthless pumpkin-smashing incident that took place today in the center of our very own campus. In what kind of contemptible society does a kindhearted young man’s attempt at spreading Halloween cheer end in such a heartless act? Read below the harrowing tale.
Dear Bwog,
I write seeking your help in locating the perpetrator of this terrible crime. On Friday night me and my friends decided to carve some pumpkins. Always seeking a challenge in the pumpkin carving realm, I decided to show some school spirit and attempt a few of Columbia’s more iconic images. The first 4 pictures in this album show the pumpkin in its true form. The carving took over 5 hours and many cuts on my hands.
After having it stink up my room for a day, I decided to share it with the campus. It would also preserve better outside after all. My friend and I placed it on the sundial at approximately 8 pm on Sunday night. It was lit, and glowing well. Multiple students were taking pictures and enjoying it, I was a happy camper. It was not meant to last.
After a short visit to a few freshmen friends in Carmen, my friend and I returned to the sundial less than 45 minutes later, to witness the scene depicted in pictures 5 and 6. A couple by the sundial said they had been there 15 minutes and the pumpkin was already broken. This makes the window of the crime between 8:05 and 8:35 pm on Sunday night.
Angered and emotionally distraught, I typed that letter and printed the pictures, with the hopes that someone may have a clue.
I am utterly baffled that one of my fellow students would be so heartless as to destroy such a spirited decoration.
I hope with the help of the student body, we can get to the bottom of this.
12 Comments
@I feel sorry for the kid but Carmen though?
@Jeri Henry-OJA I was hungry… What can I say?
@anon wait this is really fucked up
@Blunts in Butler Can you make a bong out of a pumpkin?
@Anonymous I heard someone talking about it on the subway… just use one of those tiny pumpkins and it should work just fine! #seasonal
@Alexandra Psst… http://bwog.com/2012/10/27/diy-pumpkin-pipe/
@cc14 Wow, people are unbelievably mean and ill-hearted. I’m sorry this happened… the pumpkin is beautiful!
@I'm happy it's gone The author of that C+ letter seems like a whiny wimpy wussy. Also, the use of passive voice throughout his sobbings irritated me. Can we get an update on this when he carves a new one? I want to smash that too.
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