Personals: Jared and Salonee

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Get ready to fall in love, Columbia. We’re kicking off this year’s batch of Personals with a double-hitter: Jared Odessky and Salonee Bhaman. If you want to take one or both of these awesome humans on a date, email and we’ll set it up (furnished by ten whole dollars). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at love. Fill out our short questionnaire and send a picture to and the face (or in this case, faces) to the right could be yours.

Jared Odessky and Salonee Bhaman

Jared Odessky and Salonee Bhaman

Name, Year, School, Major: Salonee, 2014, CC, History

Preference: Lady for a dude.

Hometown: Santa Monica, CA

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Famiglia. “How is your thesis going?”

What redeems you as a human being? 100% believe magic is real.

Library room of choice: Reference Room.

Beverage of choice: Coffee. Whiskey/ Ginger. Fireball.

Guilty pleasure song: I’m too damn old to feel guilty about music. Join me. Give up shame for Lent. If I’m drunk, I will cry at “Space Oddity.” I am a little bit ashamed of that.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Unclear. But, can promise I will be at Trivia Night on Tuesday night.

Historical Hottie: Bhagat Singh


Name, Year, School, Major: Jared Odessky, Junior, Columbia College, History/Political Science 

Preference: Guy for guy

Hometown: Plantation, Florida (seriously)

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “I’m a Republican.”

What redeems you as a human being? My selfie game

Library room of choice: If I don’t say Butler 209, Malina Welman is going to kill me.

Beverage of choice: Daytime—seltzer. Early evening—Brooklyn Winter. At 1020—gin and tonic.

Guilty pleasure song: Timber, but I don’t feel that guilty about it, so if I’m being honest here I would have to say Give Your Heart a Break by Demi Lovato

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Standing drunkenly in front of the cold oatmeal section of Westside choosing between blueberry and peanut butter

Historical Hottie: Klemens von Metternich

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  1. Wenyi  

    Where is the cold oatmeal section of Westside?

  2. anon  

    Maybe its a bad picture but that girl is ugly. Good luck getting a date.

  3. Anonymous


  4. jj10

    jj10 love forever
    a poem
    that jared he's so fine i think that every time i see him through the window or outside sometimes i even see him at westside

  5. Floormate  

    This dude is my neighbor. He is a chill person. Good luck mate!

  6. Salonee  

    You are stunning! Wow

  7. RR  


    You are stunning! Wow

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