Personals: Rachel and Jamie

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Rachel Kaplan

Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Rachel Kaplan and Jamie Boothe. If you want to take either of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ’em out). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at love. Fill out our short questionnaire and send a picture to and the face to the right could be yours.

Name, Year, School, Major: Rachel, BC ’15, Political Science/Economics

Preference: Girl for guy

Hometown: Proudly suburban, aka Westchester

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Guy won’t split the check.

What redeems you as a human being? I love a good theme party. I had a Slime Time Live birthday party in elementary school. Nothing is more fun than pouring green goop on your friends and covering their faces in whipped cream.

Library room of choice: 1020

Beverage of choice: Chai. I like spicy things.

Guilty pleasure song: Barbie Girl

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? See library room of choice

Historical Hottie: Mary Shelley

stylin scarf, man

Jamie Boothe


Name, Year, School, Major: Jamie Boothe, Class of 2015, Columbia College, majoring in Biochemistry

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: The quiet town of Green Bank in Pocahontas County, West Virginia

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Awkward silences and nothing to talk about

What redeems you as a human being? I do a pretty sick impression of Heath Ledger’s Joker.

Library room of choice: The reading room in the Law School that overlooks Amsterdam Avenue.

Beverage of choice: Coke (not Pepsi)

Guilty pleasure song: We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Probably watching a movie in my dorm room, but almost certainly somewhere in North America.

Historical Hottie: Joan of Arc

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  1. anon  

    Id disappoint Rachel Kaplan so hard by insisting i pay for the check. It would have been my privilege

  2. Offended

    Since when is We Didn't Start the Fire a guilty pleasure song? That's just a good song. Nothing to feel guilty about.

  3. real talk  

    Jamie seems like such a sweetheart. Way to scared to approach him though.

  4. why

    does that dude look like he's constipated

  5. Lord  

    She seems like a nice girl. I bet she'll make a lucky guy really happy someday.

  6. Anonymous

    Pocahontas County!!!!

  7. RACHEL  

    is one hot bitch. Let's chat poly sci in the "library" ^__^

  8. Anonymous  

    I wouldn't mind playing a little slime time live with Rachel. My special goo is extra sweet (; .

  9. Sam Schipani  

    Hey Jamie get it boi

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