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Written on a bathroom wall…it appears there is an epidemic of people self-pleasuring in Butler….
People usually take a night in the But to study, but recently there have been several eyewitness reports of various people masturbating instead of studying (or maybe while studying? Who knows). According to our reports, these self-pleasuring booty calls to the But typically happen after 9 pm and on the third floor or above. If you have any evidence of the “butlerbator,” are a victim of witnessing these events, or would like to shed some light on why Butler is your preferred masturbation spot, please comment below.
PSA courtesy of Maia Berlow and photo of phallic graffiti courtesy of Henry Litwhiler
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@kfs why should the government tell me what to do with my body?
@Anonymous This isn’t about the government… It’s just we’d rather not see that in the library
@kfs So girls complain when we don’t rape them and instead fulfill our urges in a positive manner? when will the feminists ever be happy? I’ve seen girls doodling the clam in the but before
@Seriously? Why does everything have to be about rape and feminists? Masturbation is great, but public masturbation is gross. It’s that simple.
@kfs why should the government tell me what to do with my body?
@Anonymous result of adderall+testosterone-consenting female
@Anonymous You’ve clearly never taken Adderall
@Go To Floor Eight If you wanna stroke the dolphin
@this is so old…
@Anonymous procrasturbation/celebrasturbation/creatsturbation is a long known and enduring phenomenon of the but