There Are Voices In My Laptop, and Other Tales From The Vending Frontier
Written by Bwog Staff
– After placing an order on Campusfood, a voice started talking and thanking me. The speaker was female, and sounded terrifyingly like Skynet. Combine that with killer-omniscient washing machines, and giving life to an online entity named “the Bwog” seems a little reckless.
– Why don’t vending machines — EXCEPT for the soda machine next to Tasti-D-Lite — take Flex anymore? WTF? Is this a wack-ass ploy by CU Snacks to get our credit card numbers?
– What ever happened to the toiletry vending machines in EC and the LLC? Today, Bwog wanted an old school shave, but couldn’t, and was forced to take the dulled three-blade route.