Jeff Sachs, with you and me together, why, we could end world poverty by Christmas!

More party photos after the jump.

Mona: Where Valentine’s Day comes to die. True story.

Incoming B&W Editor-in-Chief Avi gazes adoringly at lost twin, Gawker editor Jesse.

We weren’t drunk. The bar was just blurry.

Editor-in-Chief Zach’s chest hair does best Tom Selleck impersonation.
Publisher Hector does best to ignore.