Breaking News: Natalie Portman at Columbia
Written by Bwog Staff
Natalie Portman decided to show up to Bwog’s Terrorism and Counterterrorism class.
If you’re in Hamilton, you might be able to catch her as she leaves. The action is on the 7th floor.
Update: It turns out that Ms. Portman’s cameo in Professor Stuart Gottlieb’s Terrorism and Counterterrorism class was part of a MTV-U promotion for her latest flick, V for Vendetta, in which her character mounts a revolutionary campaign against a totalitarian government and generally blows shit up.
A sampling of the truths Ms. Portman imparted in the 20-minute Q&A session following a somber Frontline documentary on Al Qaeda, Guantanamo and the CIA’s counterterrorism tactics:
– “My immediate reaction is that torture is wrong.”
– “I don’t think it’s right to take down the Twin Towers.”
– “Censorship is bad.”
In other news, the Bwog suspects Ms. Portman and Prezbo share the same hair stylist. Her hair. never. moved.