As most Columbia students struggle to remember which shirt they wore to 1020 last Saturday night so that they’ll know not to wear it this Thursday, first-year Bee Shaffer, scion of legendary Vogue editor Anna Wintour, has her sights set on something higher: the Met’s swanky Costume Institute Ball. And another thing, dearer to Bwog’s heart: a career in journalism?

In the Telegraph, she polls various fashion insiders (read: mom’s mah-jongg buddies) about how to prepare for any glitzy event that requires any sort of bodily movement beyond minimal breathing.

All well and good for a certain crowd. But as for Bwog, we’re hoping she’ll settle once and for all the Great New Balance vs. Converse Debate. What say you, Miss Shaffer?