20 CommentsUSA Today has chosen their 2006 All-USA High School Academic First Team, a ponderous name for 20 kids who have WAY too many activities in their young lives, including–we kid you not–inventing a patent-pending wearable breast exam training apparatus using diaper gel, cashews and a bikini. Math problem: Yale got 27% of those who didn’t go to Harvard.
In other, even more random news, a silver-haired gentleman in a pinstripe suit rolled into a Bwog correspondent’s office on a Segway with five Japanese businessmen in tow. Bwog wants one. And some businessmen, too.
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@that fellow on the left is a bit hefty. discuss.
@Really, really sensitive Let’s tease him like we did Richard Ng. I can see people never learn.
@dude shut up
@Dru Whoever made the Richard Ng comment is one sick fuck. Fuck you.
@gah bwog, where is the update about the filming that’s going on outside barnard on broadway? i caught the name “giselle” on one of the trailers..
@vacation time time to get really lazy
@you have to admit, though some of these kids’ accomplishments are ridiculous
@segway if i were to buy bwog a segway, where would i drop it off?
@M.R. In case after looking at the picture anyone thinks playing with buzzers would be so AWESOME, you should join quiz bowl in the fall.
@butt at least 1/2 these kids were involved in some intel science competition… do i smell favoritism!?
@wow a segway can tow businessmen?
@math problem answer is 3 kids.
Harvard took 9, so that leaves 11. 27% of 11 is 3.
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@above was supposed to end I HEART SEAS
@wow or you could just read the article.
@duh SEAS kids don’t read.
@Sigh I’m gonna miss you jerks all summer!
@Snore, Lion, Snore I was there too. Together, we represent about 50% of the crowd.
@actually this year it was fifty five to seven. it was painful and i was there.
@no That would be Harvard 63, Columbia 0.
@hmm it sounds like a football score.