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Harvard: 9, Columbia: 0

USA Today has chosen their 2006 All-USA High School Academic First Team, a ponderous name for 20 kids who have WAY too many activities in their young lives, including–we kid you not–inventing a patent-pending wearable breast exam training apparatus using diaper gel, cashews and a bikini. Math problem: Yale got 27% of those who didn’t go to Harvard.

In other, even more random news, a silver-haired gentleman in a pinstripe suit rolled into a Bwog correspondent’s office on a Segway with five Japanese businessmen in tow. Bwog wants one. And some businessmen, too.

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  • hmm says:

    @hmm it sounds like a football score.

  • no says:

    @no That would be Harvard 63, Columbia 0.

  • actually says:

    @actually this year it was fifty five to seven. it was painful and i was there.

  • Snore, Lion, Snore says:

    @Snore, Lion, Snore I was there too. Together, we represent about 50% of the crowd.

  • math problem answer says:

    @math problem answer is 3 kids.
    Harvard took 9, so that leaves 11. 27% of 11 is 3.


    1. above was supposed says:

      @above was supposed to end I HEART SEAS

    2. wow says:

      @wow or you could just read the article.

      1. duh says:

        @duh SEAS kids don’t read.

        1. Sigh says:

          @Sigh I’m gonna miss you jerks all summer!

  • wow says:

    @wow a segway can tow businessmen?

  • butt says:

    @butt at least 1/2 these kids were involved in some intel science competition… do i smell favoritism!?

  • M.R. says:

    @M.R. In case after looking at the picture anyone thinks playing with buzzers would be so AWESOME, you should join quiz bowl in the fall.

  • segway says:

    @segway if i were to buy bwog a segway, where would i drop it off?

  • you have to admit, though says:

    @you have to admit, though some of these kids’ accomplishments are ridiculous

  • gah says:

    @gah bwog, where is the update about the filming that’s going on outside barnard on broadway? i caught the name “giselle” on one of the trailers..

    1. vacation time says:

      @vacation time time to get really lazy

  • that fellow says:

    @that fellow on the left is a bit hefty. discuss.

    1. Really, really sensitive says:

      @Really, really sensitive Let’s tease him like we did Richard Ng. I can see people never learn.

      1. dude says:

        @dude shut up

        1. Dru says:

          @Dru Whoever made the Richard Ng comment is one sick fuck. Fuck you.

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