Where there’s no smoke…
Written by Bwog Staff
Overheard outside East Campus during the second fire alarm of the night, ‘round midnight:
“My entire suite is still in there!”
To departing firefighters: “Sorry it wasn’t real,..”
Guy walking by the crowd outside EC: What’s this for?
Bystander: It’s a fire alarm.
Guy walking: Oh. Fuck that shit.
Bwog has also heard that three fire alarms in the last week have come from the same suite on the 12th floor. We don’t want reasons, folks. Only justice.