When melting into the floor isn’t enough

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Bwog tipster Christopher Morris-Lent sent in the first–but certainly not the last–gem of the year from Sunil Gulati’s Principles class:

hot dogGulati, speaking about inferior goods to a [presumably female] student: 
But would it hurt you to have a hot dog?  If I gave you a hot dog right now, wouldn’t it bring you some pleasure?

A pause, followed by laughter.

Gulati: …I mean, consuming the hot dog.

Much more laughter.

CORRECTION: Our tipster made an erroneous assumption: Professor Gulati has informed us that the student was actually male.

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  1. seriously  

    get over the gulati trip

  2. Anonymous  

    Alas, you presume incorrectly. It was a male student.

  3. come on

    Gulati thinks he's way funnier than he really is.

  4. CML  

    Alas, I thought I heard a male voice, but it made more sense the other way around. Oh well.


    It was a female student.

  6. sorry #6

    I was 3 rows behind the student, he was male

  7. sak  

    Actually, we need to get this straight because it matters a lot right now whether or not the student was male or female.

  8. sak  

    No, but listen to my point:

    Nobody cares if the student was male or female. Get over yourself.

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