Bwog tipster Christopher Morris-Lent sent in the first–but certainly not the last–gem of the year from Sunil Gulati’s Principles class:

hot dogGulati, speaking about inferior goods to a [presumably female] student: 
But would it hurt you to have a hot dog?  If I gave you a hot dog right now, wouldn’t it bring you some pleasure?

A pause, followed by laughter.

Gulati: …I mean, consuming the hot dog.

Much more laughter.

CORRECTION: Our tipster made an erroneous assumption: Professor Gulati has informed us that the student was actually male.