Gossip — Exchanging Body Fluids Edition
Written by Bwog Staff
10:12 AM yesterday, walking outside of Labyrinth.
GUY 1: I’ve running on caffeine right now. I just took a piss and I swear it came out as coffee. If I peed into a Folger’s cup, it’d be like a fresh brew. Want a cup of coffee?
Yesterday in Hewitt (circa 5:15 PM):
DINING EMPLOYEE 1 (M): “He said he bringin’ the sexy back!”
DINING EMPLOYEE 2 (F): “Oh, is that what he said!”
–Let’s give a round of applause for first-year tipsters CML and Laura Chin