Two guys walking out of McBain…

Guy 1: So wait bro, what if a girl had a sex change like her second

year at Barnard, would she still be allowed graduate?

Guy 2: Or if a Columbia guy had one and then wanted to transfer to Barnard?

Outside of Tom’s. A group of 4 boys…

Boy 1: No, I’LL put the condom on MY head, and YOU’LL take the picture

with your camera-phone.

Boy 2: Fine. We’re goin’ to Duane Reade.

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