For when the newspaper’s dull, the radio sucks, and the laughably drunk are just not coming
Written by Bwog Staff
Addison Anderson writes in…
just walked into EC, and the security guard has a piece of paper taped on the wall above him with something along the lines of:
The ‘I’m Just That Bored’ Trivia Question of the Day: What is the full name of the marshmallow man who attacked New York City in the movie Ghostbusters?
The consensus on the bwgossip alias is: Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man.
…in related security guard news, boredom can be cured by Plato:
At the Hartley security desk…
Security Guard: “I’m a philosopher. Philosopher. Not a preacher. Thank God I’m not a preacher. No, preacher is a good job. Actually, I’m a teacher. A teacher without any students.”
[Hands ID to student.]
Girl: “OK. Thank you.”