1 CommentsAddison Anderson writes in…
just walked into EC, and the security guard has a piece of paper taped on the wall above him with something along the lines of:
The ‘I’m Just That Bored’ Trivia Question of the Day: What is the full name of the marshmallow man who attacked New York City in the movie Ghostbusters?
The consensus on the bwgossip alias is: Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man.
…in related security guard news, boredom can be cured by Plato:
At the Hartley security desk…
Security Guard: “I’m a philosopher. Philosopher. Not a preacher. Thank God I’m not a preacher. No, preacher is a good job. Actually, I’m a teacher. A teacher without any students.”
[Hands ID to student.]
Girl: “OK. Thank you.”
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@Lonely post... Is it actually Marshmellow or Marshmallow? Mellow as in chilled out and ready for some good times by the campfire? That would be a great piece of marketing by the Stay-Puft corporation, although it wouldn’t be the first time they’d shown a penchant for quirky spelling changes.