ctv semester, new season of CTV. Same hosts; same production values (note the dropped audio in the first few seconds of the show); thankfully, same opening sequence, featuring a CTV correspondent stepping out from behind the Butler stacks. Pure gold – and we’re only being half sarcastic.

Notable stories on the first episode included:

Now we can finally take that Anthropology course!

All we need is for Obama to admit he went to Columbia…

Better than Ferris Booth, even if you can’t use Flex.