Overheard: I Hunger
Written by Bwog Staff
In front of Butler
Kid 1: (looking at chalk) What is…
Kid 2: There was a vigil tonight.
Kid 1: Oh, but it’s done… Was there food-
Kid 2: No, they had a vigil.
Kid 1: But like, isn’t Burma a type of food…?
Kid 2: No, they
Kid 1: Because I was really hoping for free food –
Kid 2: Peter, people are dying!
Kid 1: I thought (slowly realizing) – Oh! I thought Burma was a type
of food… Oh… (genuine) forgive me for my ignorance!
Girl: Do you have pizza without cheese?
Girl: Do you have a vegan pizza?
Worker: ……… No.
Girl: What kind of place is this?!
Worker: We can scrape off the cheese for you.
Thanks to Andy Pommier and Michelle Madejski for overhearing.