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In front of Butler
Kid 1: (looking at chalk) What is…
Kid 2: There was a vigil tonight.
Kid 1: Oh, but it’s done… Was there food-
Kid 2: No, they had a vigil.
Kid 1: But like, isn’t Burma a type of food…?
Kid 2: No, they
Kid 1: Because I was really hoping for free food –
Kid 2: Peter, people are dying!
Kid 1: I thought (slowly realizing) – Oh! I thought Burma was a type
of food… Oh… (genuine) forgive me for my ignorance!
In Koronets
Girl: Do you have pizza without cheese?
Worker: What?
Girl: Do you have a vegan pizza?
Worker: ……… No.
Girl: What kind of place is this?!
Worker: We can scrape off the cheese for you.
Thanks to Andy Pommier and Michelle Madejski for overhearing.
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@Anonymous There’s a vigil tonight, too, at 8:45 I think. I guess you could go and learn more about what’s going on…like the fact that Burma isn’t a food. ;)
@lol Vegan Pizza. The Koronet’s guy should have bitch-slapped that mofo for getting indignant.
@One fish, two fish There’s only one Koronet. And it doesn’t own anything either.
@THANK YOU probably my biggest pet peeve at columbia
@nah It owns everything in the damn store. When you eat pizza from Koronet, that’s Koronet’s pizza you’re eating.
@Riven vegan Pizza? Such a thing should be prohibited by law! What’s next? Vegan Meatballs?, oh no, we already have those…
Be vegan or don’t, but do not pretend to be… vegan Pizza…
@hahahahha cute, bwog