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Iron Chef Spices Things Up in Wallach

Competitive cooking came to Columbia this afternoon.  Read on to see who proved their culinary capacity and who fell short.

Coinciding with the premiere of season four of Bravo’s Top Chef, the Hartley-Wallach Living and Learning Center hosted their own cooking competition this afternoon.  The first Annual LLC Iron Chef Competition pitted fellow Hartley-Wallach residents against each other.  Thirteen teams of two faced off to decide who could whip together the most sophisticated and savory dishes.

At the commencement of today’s events, the LLC Iron Chef Committee unveiled the secret ingredient: Rice Krispies. The organizing committee of the LLC Iron Chef incorporated a special ingredient into the competition’s parameters both as an homage to their titular predecessor, Iron Chef, and also to unify the different teams’ dishes with common ingredient.  The teams were then given twenty dollars and three hours to come up with an entrée and dessert of their own creation.

The judging began at six o’clock this evening and within forty-five minutes the culinary aspirations of some amateur CU chefs died, while others triumphed.  Before the judging began at six, the chefs primped their dishes with the devoted attention of a Mom backstage before her daughter’s beauty pageant.  And just like a backstage Mom, the chefs snuck glances to size up their competition.   

After an unexpected musical interlude of Spanish hits, including Manu Chau, Ricky Martin and the Gloria Gaynor’s classic, “I Will Survive”—in Spanish no less—the MC introduced the panel of judges, comprised of a trio of Columbia personalities. The criteria for judging the dishes were based on taste, innovation and incorporation of the special ingredient.

The judges gave lower scores to the chefs who seemed to throw the special ingredient onto their dishes as an after thought.  There were some strange concoctions like lamb shank studded with Rice Krispy toppings.  The chefs of this dish certainly were ambitious in their selection of meat, but they missed the competition’s underlying theme—the incorporation of the Rice Krispies.  The judges responded with appropriately low scores.

The chefs who used the special ingredient as a springboard for culinary inspiration succeeded.  Several teams relied on the classic cereal crusted casseroles and Rice Krispy treats that typify generic American cuisine.  But the numerous portions of Rice Krispy crusted chicken fingers, Rice Krispy potpies, and crunchy crispy sweets did not sate the judges’ appetite. 

It took the innovation and culinary vision of Justin Vlasits—our very own Bwog daily editor—and his co-chef Chanel Tran to satisfy the judges.  Receiving fine nines from two the judges and a stingy seven from the third, Chanel and Justin’s tripartite tapas plate won the first annual LLC Iron Chef Competition.

Channeling the flavors and spices of Asian fusion cuisine, Justin prepared meatballs over rice noodles and adroitly used Rice Krispy as a substitute for bread crumbs. Complementing the meatballs were Justin’s own Rice Krispy crusted chicken satay and Chanel’s seafood Cassoulet. For dessert, Justin paired his Asian pear and Lychee fruit salad with Chanel’s Rice Krispy and green tea, white chocolate cookies.  Although Chanel’s cookies are quite a mouthful to say, the mouths that tasted them were quite pleased! 

Even before the judges’ announcement, the winner was clear.  Justin proudly claimed his prize, a three pack of white  “I <3 NY” shirts.  Afterwards a disappointed chef approached Justin.  Eagerly Justin launched into an explanation of his dish.  The other chef interrupted him, “No, I just wanted to see what the prize was.”   Justin held up the shirts, “It’s not much,” he replied, “ but it’s all about the glory.”


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  • huh? says:

    @huh? why not tell us who the three personalities were? i mean if it was worth mentioning, why not tell us who?

  • also says:

    @also CC chefs? were SEAS students not allowed? since when does the LLC sponsor CC-only events?

  • regardless says:

    @regardless Excellent use of alliteration in the intro, Bwog.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous What is this “First Annual Iron Chef competition” in the LLC? We had the inaugural Iron Chef Competition in the LLC in 2004. Blasphemy.

    1. uhh says:

      @uhh no one cares about you old people

  • wow says:

    @wow that guy is creepy. poor pepper.

  • try again says:

    @try again meatballs with rice krispies were not the winning dish (though they were the most deliciously delicious :D)

  • cyang says:

    @cyang I feel like I need to defend my stingy 7. One of the failing of Justin’s entry was the severe chain of misnomers he strung. Deep-fried chicken breast strips is not chicken satay, “Asians” have their own version of meatballs and they are not made with breadcrumbs, rice krispies or not and certainly not on rice noodles, seafood cassoulet while not fitting with this pan-Asian theme, includes at least some of the basic ingredient in cassoulet: bacon, white beans, and duck confit – not scallops covered in puffed rice. While the cookie tasted fine its pairing with canned lychee and pear soaked in syrup was more than bizarre. By no means do I judge a dish based on some notion of authenticity, even when its given name aspired to it, but Justin’s dishes were just overall uninspired in regards to use of the ingredient and taste. That is not to say that he did not deserve to win, I would say that his dishes were in the top three, which is how I voted as well. Unfortunately, even judging with a scale according to what could have been done with the restraints of money, time and facilities, everyone made unwise culinary choices – a deep-fried dish, no matter how delicious and well cooked which it wasn’t, will not taste good cold and oily. Most of the dishes were like Appleby’s leftovers. While I didn’t like the choice of Rice Krispies as a secret ingredient, they have a lot of potential that was totally ignored.

    1. Hello says:

      @Hello Are you Simon Cowell?

    2. ummm says:

      @ummm You’re the kind of person who sniffs their socks at the end of the day, aren’t you?

  • anon says:

    @anon You overemphasized Justin’s role and underemphasized Chanel’s when you desribed what they made!

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