Jul

8

One of These Men is Dating Jennifer Aniston

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Maybe you made some new friends at your internship or job over the summer, how nice for you. Professor to the Stars Jeffrey Sachs has made some new best friends and oh, they are awesome. Here’s our Jeff Sachs (right) with famous people John Mayer (he of smoldering stare on the left), and Jennifer Aniston (center), hanging out and probably talking about sustainable development and Brad Pitt and the like. Scholarly journal Us Weekly reports that the photo was taken at dinner for Sachs’ Millennium Promise project. 

Oh, and just for good measure there’s a photo thrown in of Sachs with old friend Angelina Jolie, who is neither famous nor good-looking enough to merit a larger photo.

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16 Comments

  1. yes!  

    a coup for team aniston. take that, angelina.

  2. ...  

    i do not trust jeffrey sachs. does that make me a tinfoil hat wearing freak or is that a common reaction?

  3. Anonymous  

    The Loom of Fate will soon demand the death of Jeffrey Sachs.

    • anti-rjt

      Rob Trump is like a debate over calling binge drinking beirut or beer pong.

      Rob Trump is like a homeless saxophone player that only knows 15 seconds of a handful of crappy songs.

      Rob Trump is like a sidewalk chalk artist.

  4. Murphy

    Not sure who Jeffrey Sachs is... but I do love Johniffer !!!!

  5. these comments

    are so not favorite worthy.

  6. angelina  

    is fat and ugly.

    jennifer 4 lyfe

  7. And Null  

    I thought the answer would be written upside down somewhere, but it isn't. Who's dating her?

  8. asdf

    stfu angelina is hot. but jeffrey sachs is a poser

  9. maybe

    JSack can make a more sustainable sitcom.

  10. eh yo  

    John Mayer is such a pansy.

  11. john mayer is pansy

    angelina jolie is HAWT

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