Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
All Articles

One of These Men is Dating Jennifer Aniston

Maybe you made some new friends at your internship or job over the summer, how nice for you. Professor to the Stars Jeffrey Sachs has made some new best friends and oh, they are awesome. Here’s our Jeff Sachs (right) with famous people John Mayer (he of smoldering stare on the left), and Jennifer Aniston (center), hanging out and probably talking about sustainable development and Brad Pitt and the like. Scholarly journal Us Weekly reports that the photo was taken at dinner for Sachs’ Millennium Promise project. 

Oh, and just for good measure there’s a photo thrown in of Sachs with old friend Angelina Jolie, who is neither famous nor good-looking enough to merit a larger photo.

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.

 

16 Comments

  • yes! says:

    @yes! a coup for team aniston. take that, angelina.

  • ... says:

    @... i do not trust jeffrey sachs. does that make me a tinfoil hat wearing freak or is that a common reaction?

    1. what now? says:

      @what now? best. realization. ever.

      no, really. This is my favorite thing I’ve read/heard all day. Plus I agree.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous The Loom of Fate will soon demand the death of Jeffrey Sachs.

    1. anti-rjt says:

      @anti-rjt Rob Trump is like a debate over calling binge drinking beirut or beer pong.

      Rob Trump is like a homeless saxophone player that only knows 15 seconds of a handful of crappy songs.

      Rob Trump is like a sidewalk chalk artist.

  • Murphy says:

    @Murphy Not sure who Jeffrey Sachs is… but I do love Johniffer !!!!

  • these comments says:

    @these comments are so not favorite worthy.

  • angelina says:

    @angelina is fat and ugly.

    jennifer 4 lyfe

    1. DHI says:

      @DHI False.

  • And Null says:

    @And Null I thought the answer would be written upside down somewhere, but it isn’t. Who’s dating her?

  • asdf says:

    @asdf stfu angelina is hot. but jeffrey sachs is a poser

  • maybe says:

    @maybe JSack can make a more sustainable sitcom.

  • eh yo says:

    @eh yo John Mayer is such a pansy.

    1. not to mention says:

      @not to mention he looks creepy as hell in this pic

      xanax and coke are a helluva mix

  • john mayer is pansy says:

    @john mayer is pansy angelina jolie is HAWT

  • Have Your Say

    What should you actually Venmo people for?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

    Recent Comments

    What a racist and reactionary comments section. Ignoring the real concerns of those advocating for restorative justice is a bad (read more)
    Concerns Over Tess Majors Investigation Grow As New Developments Emerge
    January 16, 2020
    Fabulously wealthy college students... (read more)
    e’s Bar Has Closed
    January 16, 2020
    Restorative justice is just the "woke" thing to say. None of these kids have any idea what they're talking (read more)
    Concerns Over Tess Majors Investigation Grow As New Developments Emerge
    January 11, 2020
    Yeah. It is all city money and property and infrastructure. New York should be doing the same for its (read more)
    The Aftermath: Columbia’s Relationship With The Greater Harlem Community
    January 11, 2020

    Comment Policy

    The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:
    • A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
    • Hate speech
    • Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
    • Personal information about an individual
    • Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
    • Spam or self-promotion
    • Copyright infringement
    • Libel