Terrible 12s, you haven’t even set foot on campus yet and already the whole Internet is abuzz with your goings-on.
In fairness, this latest outburst comes not from a Terrible 12 himself, but from his embarrassing mother, who (according to Craigstlist via Gawker) is looking hire a babysitter for him, for “support” — “support” apparently meaning picking up his dry cleaning, fetching things for his apartment (Carman double?) and scheduling his doctors appointments (walking to health services?).
Our new classmate will start Columbia in the fall, lives on 84th between Park and Lexington, has five brothers and sisters, and no nanny. All the job requires is “PERFECT English” and “SOME college,” meaning that you could be making 60-75k/year babysitting your own classmate.