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Hermione: So Close, And Yet…

More news about that Hermione Granger maybe-visit, not that you’ve been anxious about it or anything.

Earlier, we had predicted that the next stop on Ms. Granger’s southbound Tour D’Ivy would be the City of New York. One smitten commenter directed our attention to a recent Gawker Stalker sighting of our heroine, which confirmed our suspicions. Yesterday she was spotted coming out of the Adidas store on Broadway and Houston, which means she’s practically on campus already. Basically!

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  • oh come on says:

    @oh come on putting up that picture of her is just mean

    1. open your eyes says:

      @open your eyes That’s just the Gawker Stalker pic

      1. DHI says:

        @DHI Fuck Gawker and fuck its stalker.

  • also says:

    @also she was at the Diesel xXx party in Brooklyn.

  • ... says:

    @... dude, all of this “gawking” over this girl is pretty lame… a single post was one thing but another post?

    you’de think kids at ivies would be a little less prone to being star-struck like suburban tweens in middle-america…

  • well says:

    @well Broadway & Houston put her closer to that other NYC college actually.


  • What? says:

    @What? They saw “Hermaine”?

    1. Hey says:

      @Hey The person probably goes to that other NYC school. Don’t be mean.

  • Mu ha ha ha ha says:

    @Mu ha ha ha ha Broadway and Houston = NYU Campus.

    1. huh? says:

      @huh? NYU has an Adidas store on campus? Wow.

  • grammar police says:

    @grammar police “confirmed our suspicious”?

    you’re letting me down, bwog.

  • oh.hello.there says:

    @oh.hello.there Sorry that some people get excited when a celebrity is around. Dear god, the fact that smart kids have emotions too! Hollywood figures still excite some peopl who aren’t middle-America tweens. Harry Potter has defined many a people’s childhoods from our generation, and she is directly attached to that.

    Also, her looking at NYU doesn’t really mesh with her Ivy Leauge supertour over the past week…
    She will be here some day soon, I have no doubt. Always one eye open and looking. Without being a creeper, of course.

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