The thirteens are coming (really, they are), and everyone is taking notice.


Thirteens cometh, thirteens goeth:

Because without a scholarship, we’re far too expensive.

And there’s always those pesky test scores to stop people.

And the oh so quotable:

Chalfie: “I basically tickle worms.”

CU Neurosurgeon Richard Anderson: “Since there are a million different types of hair accessories, why wear something that poses a risk?”

An outsider and literalist: “I was astonished. My jaw was dropping.”