The thirteens are coming (really, they are), and everyone is taking notice.
Thirteens cometh, thirteens goeth:
Because without a scholarship, we’re far too expensive.
And there’s always those pesky test scores to stop people.
And the oh so quotable:
Chalfie: “I basically tickle worms.”
CU Neurosurgeon Richard Anderson: “Since there are a million different types of hair accessories, why wear something that poses a risk?”
An outsider and literalist: “I was astonished. My jaw was dropping.”