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A father and his two young sons are walking along Broadway past Ricky’s.

Father: Do you remember when that used to be a costume shop?

Boy 1 and 2: Yes!

Father: And do you remember when it was a video store before that?

Boy 1 and 2: Uh huh!

Father: What is it now? [pause] It looks like they sell cosmetics.

Boy 1: What’s “cosmetics”?

Father: Not as fun as DVDs, that’s for sure.