After a semester on hiatus, the campus overheards have returned! Send anything silly, stupid, or downright strange (whether text or photos) to firstname.lastname@example.org.
A father and his two young sons are walking along Broadway past Ricky’s.
Father: Do you remember when that used to be a costume shop?
Boy 1 and 2: Yes!
Father: And do you remember when it was a video store before that?
Boy 1 and 2: Uh huh!
Father: What is it now? [pause] It looks like they sell cosmetics.
Boy 1: What’s “cosmetics”?
Father: Not as fun as DVDs, that’s for sure.