Perhaps you’ve noticed the upsurge in would-be future Columbians on campus this past week; it’s been difficult not to, since they seem to outnumber pigeons (if only Hawkma could provide us so simple a solution).
Hordes of hopeful 2013s (and beyond!) are using their spring breaks to get acquainted with Alma, and Bwog has had reports of groups commiting gross human rights violations. “A tour guide opened my door without asking or knocking and then a good 40 people looked inside my room like I was some sort of zoo animal,” reports freshman Rachel Allen.
The silver lining? At least These Economic Times don’t seem to have deterred high schoolers from considering Columbia. Go Lions!